Rant of the Undead Ninja Monkey

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
socialite
so i am not much of a socialite, even on facebook. but i decided today to respond to some facebook chatter. oh i sooo should have just stayed my reclusive self. within minutes idiots commented on my response trying to twist my words to their own whims. adding words where none exist and deleting words they dont like. well today is not the day for that. i have since retracted my comments and apologized to the thread owner (not the idiots trying to start an online fight). also, due to comments made i have adjusted my facebook privacy settings to only allow friends to ANY information about me. i was also forced to unfriend the thread owner to completly stop the unasked for harrassment. so thats my morning and its only 11 am so far...
Monday, August 22, 2011
Army Rules for Gunfighting
- Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
- Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
- Only hits count. A close miss is still a miss.
- If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.
- Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movements are preferred.)
- If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
- In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics.
- They will only remember who lived.
- If you are not shooting, you should be communic- ating, reloading, and running.
- Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.
- Use a gun that works EVERY TIME.
- Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
- Always cheat = always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
- Have a plan.
- Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.
- Use cover and concealment as much as possible.
- Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
- Don't drop your guard.
- Always tactically reload and threat scan 360 degrees.
- Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).
- Decide to be AGGRESSIVE enough, QUICKLY enough.
- The faster you finish the fight, the less shot up you will get.
- Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
- Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
- Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4".
So, I decided to start a blog. Not really sure why; boredom mostly. I hope it will end up being somewhat cathartic. More than likely I will post things that tick me off. Everything from New York State drivers to the political idiocy. I am currently unemployed and between semesters at the local community college. So, my boredom is at a particular high. At times I feel like I NEED to get out of the house, yet at the same time I feel guilty about spending any money since I am unemployed and barely scrapping by. So, many things bog me down and try to depress me. I fight it as much as I can. But, I usually end up sitting here, playing on the computer and horse-playing with my daughter. Today I am hoping to go to the community college to get some things together before the start of the Fall semester. So "carpe diem."
Sunday, August 21, 2011
In the beginning...
The rage of the Crack Monkey shall overthrow the Earth
Bruised, bleeding and dying, we overexcite his mirth
Bright red marks he leaves, slapping with calloused hand
He steals all that we cherish and rapes our souls and land
Bruised, bleeding and dying, we overexcite his mirth
Bright red marks he leaves, slapping with calloused hand
He steals all that we cherish and rapes our souls and land
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